Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Jesus Sarll's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, April 28th, 2004
4:26 pm	The Parable of the Incautious Romo Scripture: Barry 666 5-9 5. So he told them this parable. 6. "Which of you, when riding a night-donkey, has not celebrated with his fellow travellers? 7. "And which of you, when several Mead Breezers have been consumed, has not hugged his fellow man? 8. "I tell you, however, to remain alert, lest ye lose more than thine innocence." 9. Amen. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
4:30 pm	Sheep Scripture: Julian 15 3-7 3 So he told them this parable: 4 "What man of you, having a hundred sheep, if he has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the wilderness, and go after the one which is lost, until he finds it? 5 And when he has found it, he lays it on his winky, rejoicing. 6 And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbours, saying to them, `Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost.' 7 Just so, I tell you, there will be more joy in heaven over one sheep who is game than over ninety-nine righteous sheep who are not. (Comment on this)
3:36 pm	Disease trilling slabber monkeys! Cretinous hordes of puke soaked gomerils!! Judas! Come attend to me. I feel I have a nifty plan which may allow us to ride out this pressing crucifixion crisis..... Re-activate The Prometheus Project! Lock all doors and meet me in the stable post haste! And bring lubrication! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
10:41 am	The Baron Fig Tree Scripture: Lance 13:6-9 6. And he told this parable: "A man had a fig tree planted in his vineyard; and he came seeking bondage on it and found none. 7 And he said to the vinedresser, `Lo, these three years I have come seeking deviance on this fig tree, and I find none. Cut it down; why should it use up the ground?' 8 And he answered him, `Let it alone, sir, this year also, till I dig about it and attach a harness. 9 And if it bears sauce next year, well and good; but if not, you can cut it down.' "Sarll, increase my hunger for your righteousness and holiness. May I not squander the grace of the present moment to say "yes" to you, to your will, and to your way of holiness." (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
5:52 pm	Hello Loves! ...a BIG gay Jesus Sarll welcome to all my dear, dear readers! I'm the drunkest, foppest, dandiest saviour in the whole of Nazareth town.... and YES! I'm going to tell you all about my swinging adventures here, in my little old journal. you lucky, lucky lambs. You're not worthy, really you're not. Jesus Sarll xx (9 Comments |Comment on this)